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   From: fag.gnostic@gaytheist.fag.mason   
      
   MASTER FAGMASONS INFECTED WITH FAGNOSTIC GAYTHEIST SYNDROME   
      
   FAGNOSTIC GAYTHEIST SYNDROME   
      
   A militant agnostic / atheist thought disorder similar to Turett's   
   syndrome. Victims of fagnostic gaytheist syndrome are involuntarily   
   compelled to hurl queer insults and pop psychology invective at pious   
   Christians. The only known cure is a stout beating with a hefty bible.   
      
   FAGNOSTIC MANIA or GAYTHEIST MANIA is a severe metastasis of FAGNOSTIC   
   SYNDROME.   
      
   Fagnostic mania is faggotry of the 33st degree. It is spread by contact   
   with master FAGMASONS. They are masters of the craft of crap.   
      
   Symptoms of FAGNOSTIC MANIA include a trinity of signs:   
      
   1. Pouncing on every Christian sentiment to deny the existence of God.   
   2. Accusing Christians of faggotry (psychological projection).   
   3. Accusing Christians of mental illness. (psychological projections).   
      
   Causes of FAGNOSTIC MANIA include a trinity of infectious vectors:   
      
   1. Participation in criminal enterprises.   
   2. Sodomy.   
   3. Employment with Fort Fumble and its subsidiaries.   
      
   Causes 1 through 3 are nearly identical. It is impossible to be employed   
   with Fort Fumble without also supporting sodomy and criminal   
   enterprises. The three causes are mutually existential.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)