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|    29 Nov 23 11:43:25    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff       November 28th 2023 4:30 pm 238,348 words (278 pages)               “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard               Islamists are taxing food manufacturers with a Halal tax, which is passed       on to consumers. The money raised with this Halal taxation is used to wage war       against western civilization. Saskatoon requires a bylaw making it illegal to       buy or sell any        foods that are taxed to raise money for war. Repeated violators should have       their properties seized, sold, and the funds used to lower taxes for       businesses and homeowners. The last people we should allow to tax our food       supply in order to raise money for        war are Islamists, as their Koran repeatedly calls upon their followers to       enslave, behead and kill the non-believers. The Islamists pride themselves in       knowledge of herbs, they publish books informing the reader of which herbs to       use to impair fertility,        and which herbs to use to cause abortions. They demand they be allowed to       work in facilities that manufacture non-Halal foods that they themselves do       not consume - they have multiple opportunities to dose our food supply during       manufacture, storage,        transportation, and during sales, and it is likely that many foods have been       dosed on multiple occasions by multiple individuals during the stages between       production and consumption. Fertility rates are on the decline, ever stop to       wonder why? Major food        outlets such as Co-op, SuperValue, Save-On-Foods, and Costco are complicit in       raising money for Islamic jihad, the potential sale of their properties will       raise large amounts of money for the city and can be used to help eliminate       lead from water pipes        and help us to bury overhead power lines. Some of the larger buildings can be       retained and repurposed for aircraft or boat construction. By allowing the       sale of Halal certified foods the corporations are raising money for Islamic       jihad, we will be        required to seize and sell some of their properties to assist the replacement       of infrastructure caused by the inevitable escalating warfare. Business owners       raising money for Islamic jihad that have their properties confiscated should       consider themselves        lucky that they are not arrested for funding terrorist activities. If you lose       your Saskatoon supermarket job, consider emigrating to an alternative city       that allows you to peddle your Halal certified foods there.               A diamond mine is earmarked for development at the Fort-a-la-Corne Forest,       diamonds worth many billions of dollars are set to be dug out of the       traditional hunting grounds of James Smith First Nation. The poor and       disenfranchised members of the James        Smith First Nation will be negatively impacted by the mining but are set for a       big glittering paper money windfall, each and every members of their band are       set to receive handouts of approximately $46.89 annually ($160,000 annually       spread over 3,412        members). Saskatoon City Hall should send out letters to the members of James       Smith First Nation, inform them of the many businesses selling goods in       Saskatoon and encourage them to spend their $46.89 here. It may be wise to       assume that the native        aboriginals are illiterate, so give examples to them of what $46.89 can buy by       showing them pictures of some trinkets. As the payment will be an annual       payment, Saskatoon businesses will face an annual windfall. As long as the sun       shines and the grass        grows and the rivers flow, Saskatoon business will annually prosper from the       generous handouts given to the members of the James Smith First Nation.               Maybe James Smith First Nation will pool their money and buy a large bronze       statue of James Smith, and set the statue on top of an Egyptian penis, as done       with Chief One Arrow at One Arrow First Nation. It would be suitable that       should you place a        statue of James Smith on top of an Egyptian representation of a penis, that       you depict James Smith showing off his genitals, as was done with the statue       of Metis leader Louis Riel in Winnipeg. After all, many members of James Smith       First Nation are        Catholics, their priests have always had an interest in their genitals. Make       the best of your situation… perhaps six or seven members of James Smith       First Nation will receive their annual diamond payment, pool their money, pile       into a car and drive to        Saskatoon where they will buy some gas and purchase a single tire for their       dilapidated vehicle. The humor of the situation is far more valuable than the       $160,000 annual payment, perhaps even more valuable than all the diamonds set       to be mined at the        Fort-a-la-Corne Forest. That $46.89 will go a long way to prevent suicides in       the native community, natives living on other reservations will be extremely       jealous of the annual cash windfall headed to James Smith First Nation and       will wish that their        traditional hunting grounds would be decimated as well. Perhaps pool your       $46.89 and buy a single diamond to decorate one of your moccasins. Provincial       mining laws need to be changed to benefit the poor rather than just       corporations.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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