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   Squeak to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   29 Nov 23 11:43:25   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   November 28th 2023 4:30 pm 238,348 words (278 pages)	   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      Islamists are taxing food manufacturers with a Halal tax, which is passed   
   on to consumers. The money raised with this Halal taxation is used to wage war   
   against western civilization. Saskatoon requires a bylaw making it illegal to   
   buy or sell any    
   foods that are taxed to raise money for war. Repeated violators should have   
   their properties seized, sold, and the funds used to lower taxes for   
   businesses and homeowners. The last people we should allow to tax our food   
   supply in order to raise money for    
   war are Islamists, as their Koran repeatedly calls upon their followers to   
   enslave, behead and kill the non-believers. The Islamists pride themselves in   
   knowledge of herbs, they publish books informing the reader of which herbs to   
   use to impair fertility,   
    and which herbs to use to cause abortions. They demand they be allowed to   
   work in facilities that manufacture non-Halal foods that they themselves do   
   not consume - they have multiple opportunities to dose our food supply during   
   manufacture, storage,    
   transportation, and during sales, and it is likely that many foods have been   
   dosed on multiple occasions by multiple individuals during the stages between   
   production and consumption. Fertility rates are on the decline, ever stop to   
   wonder why? Major food    
   outlets such as Co-op, SuperValue, Save-On-Foods, and Costco are complicit in   
   raising money for Islamic jihad, the potential sale of their properties will   
   raise large amounts of money for the city and can be used to help eliminate   
   lead from water pipes    
   and help us to bury overhead power lines. Some of the larger buildings can be   
   retained and repurposed for aircraft or boat construction. By allowing the   
   sale of Halal certified foods the corporations are raising money for Islamic   
   jihad, we will be    
   required to seize and sell some of their properties to assist the replacement   
   of infrastructure caused by the inevitable escalating warfare. Business owners   
   raising money for Islamic jihad that have their properties confiscated should   
   consider themselves    
   lucky that they are not arrested for funding terrorist activities. If you lose   
   your Saskatoon supermarket job, consider emigrating to an alternative city   
   that allows you to peddle your Halal certified foods there.   
      
      A diamond mine is earmarked for development at the Fort-a-la-Corne Forest,   
   diamonds worth many billions of dollars are set to be dug out of the   
   traditional hunting grounds of James Smith First Nation. The poor and   
   disenfranchised members of the James    
   Smith First Nation will be negatively impacted by the mining but are set for a   
   big glittering paper money windfall, each and every members of their band are   
   set to receive handouts of approximately $46.89 annually ($160,000 annually   
   spread over 3,412    
   members). Saskatoon City Hall should send out letters to the members of James   
   Smith First Nation, inform them of the many businesses selling goods in   
   Saskatoon and encourage them to spend their $46.89 here. It may be wise to   
   assume that the native    
   aboriginals are illiterate, so give examples to them of what $46.89 can buy by   
   showing them pictures of some trinkets. As the payment will be an annual   
   payment, Saskatoon businesses will face an annual windfall. As long as the sun   
   shines and the grass    
   grows and the rivers flow, Saskatoon business will annually prosper from the   
   generous handouts given to the members of the James Smith First Nation.   
      
      Maybe James Smith First Nation will pool their money and buy a large bronze   
   statue of James Smith, and set the statue on top of an Egyptian penis, as done   
   with Chief One Arrow at One Arrow First Nation. It would be suitable that   
   should you place a    
   statue of James Smith on top of an Egyptian representation of a penis, that   
   you depict James Smith showing off his genitals, as was done with the statue   
   of Metis leader Louis Riel in Winnipeg. After all, many members of James Smith   
   First Nation are    
   Catholics, their priests have always had an interest in their genitals. Make   
   the best of your situation… perhaps six or seven members of James Smith   
   First Nation will receive their annual diamond payment, pool their money, pile   
   into a car and drive to    
   Saskatoon where they will buy some gas and purchase a single tire for their   
   dilapidated vehicle. The humor of the situation is far more valuable than the   
   $160,000 annual payment, perhaps even more valuable than all the diamonds set   
   to be mined at the    
   Fort-a-la-Corne Forest. That $46.89 will go a long way to prevent suicides in   
   the native community, natives living on other reservations will be extremely   
   jealous of the annual cash windfall headed to James Smith First Nation and   
   will wish that their    
   traditional hunting grounds would be decimated as well. Perhaps pool your   
   $46.89 and buy a single diamond to decorate one of your moccasins. Provincial   
   mining laws need to be changed to benefit the poor rather than just   
   corporations.   
      
      
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