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   From: mazorj@erols.com   
      
   "Chutzpah" wrote in message   
   news:10djgjsi4tttba0@corp.supernews.com...   
   > Scenes From A Sad Airport   
      
   > And never mind that even tiny raging splinter-cell terrorists aren't so   
   > stupid as to try the same vile hijack stunt twice.   
      
   Ever hear of the Shoe Bomber? Technically, not a hijack attempt, but the   
   Brits dropped the ball on that one.   
      
   > And never you mind that none of this would've stopped any of the 9/11   
   thugs.   
      
   So how would they have gotten the box cutters through security today?   
      
   > Hey, you couldn't possibly hate America enough to wish us harm. Could you?   
   > Besides, we stop only swarthy Third World types and guys with   
   scary-looking   
   > beards and unpronounceable names that sound like rare kidney diseases.   
      
   But, oh loquacious moron, you just told us that they stopped a "conservative   
   Christian U.S. congressman".   
      
   > Welcome, all, to the new-millennium American airport. Observe the   
   perfectly   
   > imperfect microcosm of new American ideals and values, all about   
   > isolationism and quiet cancerous paranoia and a huge increase in   
   government   
   > employment and expenditure and bureaucracy and very sorry but you can't   
   > bring that coffee into the boarding area.   
      
   Really? I guess I risked getting shot every time I did it?   
      
   > Welcome to the all-American fear of the Other, coupled with a sad   
   acceptance   
   > that this is the way it is and the way it will be for years and years to   
   > come. Please remove your shoes. And your belt. And your watch. And your   
   > self-respect. Bush forever. More war in '04. Enjoy your flight.   
      
   I do, knowing that we've taken steps to avoid a repetition of 9/11.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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