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   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll ( missing sunday )   
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   6.25 pm   
   sunday   
      
   wow   
   i've been awake for nearly an hour   
      
   +++   
      
      
   seemed to have slept thru   
   my lunchtime   
   alarm   
      
   +++   
      
      
   missed a swim   
      
   +++   
      
      
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll   
      
      
   sorry   
   got called away   
      
   frannie came over   
   for a ciggie and a chat   
      
   poor dear   
   got stuck at her fathers birthday party   
      
   ah well   
      
      
   we like each other ok   
      
   "unrequited love ?"   
      
   yeah i guess   
      
   +++   
      
   told her  a few tales of what happened to me last night   
      
   "she'd rather tell you her tales"   
      
   ok   
      
      
   i did have a good time   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuck she smelt good   
   says she's comin back later   
      
      
   you think i can stop loving this woman ?   
   "you're joking right"   
   "just dont sleep with her"   
      
   i dont think that's on th cards ok   
   "you never ever know"   
      
   +++   
      
   readin in today's paper   
   in th bath after i woke up   
      
   this article about   
   picking up girls   
      
   and some guff about girls being totally in control   
      
   i was gigglin   
      
   after singin this  long ramblin   
      
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll   
      
   song   
   in th street last night   
      
      
   moonlighting   
   was fuckin boring   
   after they started screwin   
      
   and i guess   
   if frannie had fucked me   
   last time she saw me naked   
      
   i wouldn;t be talking to her now   
   and i like talking to her   
      
   bugger   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i do know   
   i wanted to kiss you   
   and we seem to be   
   sitting   
      
   ever more closer together   
      
   +++   
      
   "kira was way politic"   
   i talked it over with my female advisor   
      
   "<<< smile >>>"   
   hey   
      
   she gave me and michael a cuddle   
   warm juicy cuddle   
      
   we're both fucked   
      
   "<<< smile >>>"   
      
   +++   
      
   what we get for both flirting with her   
   damn fine looking lady   
      
   +++   
      
   getting real hard to pick   
   out there   
      
   what's gay and what's not   
      
   frannie used to be gay   
   ya get that   
      
   +++   
      
   this guy last night   
   hung around while we were singin   
   told us he owned a rock station   
   and would make us famous   
      
   man he copuldnt sing   
      
   we treated him like anybody   
   come in   
   enjoy have fun   
      
   michael and i   
   had to stop him   
   sruiking for us   
      
      
   it's alright dude   
      
   they boogie as they walk past   
   if it sounds good   
      
   they throw in without being asked   
      
      
   provide a good time   
   they know how it works   
      
   we do alright   
      
   +++   
      
   there's one fuckhead   
   everyone should know about   
   and every busker has met   
      
   michael's playin away   
   ont h guitar   
   he walks up   
      
      
   and says   
      
   "so ya can play an E"   
      
   change chords   
      
   "so ya can play a D chord"   
      
   "and a bar chord"   
      
      
   womble's reply was usually   
   his guitar in your face   
      
   and   
   you play me something   
      
   and dont play for em at all   
      
      
   stop   
      
      
   fuckin dickheads   
   gebnerally arent all that crash hot themselves   
   and like to do their thing   
      
   with their recognition of a   
   what a particualr chord looks like   
      
   cmon man   
   with your attitude   
      
   we aint doin anything special for you   
   and said so   
      
      
   he looked in th guitar case   
   handfull of change   
      
   and baggin it   
   how fucked we are   
      
   michael tooka  fifty dollar note   
   ten minutes before   
      
   and the work bag   
   was full of coin   
      
   umm dude   
   sory   
   big mouthed dude   
      
   you know   
      
   NOTHING   
      
   about busking   
      
      
   we really laughed at you   
      
   +++   
      
      
   guyw alked up   
   demanding lyrics   
   we we were wandering   
   into a new song   
      
   and letting it gell   
   before adding   
      
   vocals   
      
   i was harmonizing   
   with th sliding   
   and   
   acapella tricks   
      
   but he whinged   
      
      
   so michael said   
   get fucked   
      
   and then he and i   
   expanded ont h theme   
      
   and thats what th song became   
      
   put a real catchy   
   fuckin beuatiful sound to it   
      
   we'd just been composing it   
      
      
   and we're   
      
   get fucked   
   get fucked   
   get fucked   
      
   and wander form there   
      
   and three quarters of th way   
   across th road   
   on th crossing   
      
   this guys starts singing   
      
      
   th song we just played him   
      
      
   to our rhythm   
   and our cadence   
      
   and catchy as   
      
      
   get fucked get fucked get fucked   
      
      
   we stopped   
   pissed ourselves laughing   
      
   all th crew that were hangin   
   pissed emselves laughin   
      
      
   thanks dude   
      
      
   ya didnt give us any money   
      
   but th folks watching   
      
      
      
   got off   
      
   +++   
      
   ATM   
      
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "there's a few more"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i've always said ppl preferr original music   
      
      
   but i like that   
      
   pink floyd thing   
      
   bits and pieces   
   of different floyd albums   
      
   in one song   
      
   with th theme of   
   time   
      
      
   +++   
      
   found this   
   freaky way to sing   
      
   in th street   
      
   im with michael   
      
   but on th opposite side   
      
   of th footpath   
      
   and as th ppl walk thru   
      
   we cant hear each other   
      
      
   bu we're still in harmony   
      
   when we return   
      
   after flying in th dark   
      
      
   thought  there was a change coming   
   picked it   
      
      
      
   th happy accidents   
   are what makes new music   
      
      
   now if we weren;t so stoned   
   we might remember where we went   
      
   cept   
   we're old hands   
      
   and if it sounds good   
      
   ya play with it   
      
   for a while   
      
   and watch reactions   
      
      
   and then it becomes   
   ingrained   
      
   and ya can pull it out   
      
      
   the way we sing   
      
   we can wander anywhere   
      
      
   and end up   
      
   there...   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i feel like a rockstar again   
      
   "couple of aged rockstars maybe"   
   "in their fourties"   
      
   our faces have seen life   
      
   +++   
      
      
   has to be   
      
   michael and paul   
      
   cause all my life   
      
   with my brother   
      
   it's been   
      
   paul and michael   
      
      
      
   cept i call myself paulie now   
      
      
      
   and it didnt work   
   with that other   
   mikael   
      
      
   we couldnt get it to gell   
   and ya cant practise   
   in th lounge room   
   at one am   
      
   sorry man   
      
   i think i found a partner   
      
   +++   
      
      
   singing at dawn   
   to th folks spilling out of th clubs   
      
   our ppl   
   just as wasted as we are   
      
   thanking them for our good night   
   wishing them a   
      
   goodnight   
   and pls come back   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   michael's actively encouraging th orgasm sounds in songs   
      
   kira kinda was moved too   
      
      
   tony   
   funny english guy who was with us most of th night   
      
   a clown   
      
      
   was also pushin it   
      
      
   if i feel comfortable and loved   
   it goes there   
      
   and we go robert plant   
   to jimmy page   
      
      
   has anybody seen th bridge   
   where's that fuckin bridge ?   
      
   pullin orgasms at will   
   in th slow bits   
      
   is kinda uphill   
   but it can be done   
      
   and let's face it   
      
   it makes th fuckin guitarist work   
      
   go harder man   
   that's my boy   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ah michael   
   talkin about kira   
      
      
   was funny   
      
   +++   
      
      
   kira writes   
   says she writes   
      
   +++   
      
      
   im tellin ya kira   
   next week   
      
   while we're waitin to see if ya cum   
   there'll be a song about you   
      
   got th foundations for one   
      
   laughin at ourselves   
      
      
   in   
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll   
      
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   light another joint man   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "you wont sing that to kira"   
   you bet ?   
   "no"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "she'll just stare into your eyes"   
   yep   
   and smile   
      
   and there is nothing   
   like a pretty girl's smile   
      
   it's why we sing at em   
   as they pass   
   and long after they've passed   
      
   wiggling   
   while you tell her how nice her bum is   
      
   couple of th local wolves   
   hangin around   
   just to watch em wiggle   
   while we flirt with em   
      
   someone's gotta do it   
      
   but when they turn   
   it's us they smile at   
      
      
   thank you   
      
      
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock and roll   
      
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   ya get really brazen   
      
      
      
      
   pretty girl at th atm   
      
   be mine   
   be mine   
   be mine   
      
   got a half a bottle of sparkling wine   
      
   and man   
      
   that look   
      
   just   
      
      
      
   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   and of course   
   these guys who were watching   
      
   tipped th hat real fuckin nice   
      
   it's all good   
      
   it is all fucking good   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   ya gotta practise in front of a crowd   
      
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