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|    Sylvia Else to mgi2483@motorola.com    |
|    Re: HOW TO TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THO    |
|    14 Dec 04 20:58:41    |
      XPost: alt.agriculture.technology, alt.airbrush.art, alt.airline.schedules       XPost: alt.airports.uk.edinburgh       From: sylvia@not.at.this.address              mgi2483@motorola.com wrote:       > Wow. I just turned the 6 dollars into 6000, and cut the 6000 into 1000       > groups of 6 dollas, and then turned all the 6's into 6000's again.       >       > Any idea how rich I am now?              Yes - not rich at all.              My reasoning is as follows:              a) You lied about turning the 6 dollars into 6000.       b) You lied about turning each of those 1000 6 dollars into 6000 again.       c) You spent what little money you did have on the ISP account you used       to post this spam.       d) You forgot to explain how we're meant to send you money, thus making       the spam pointless.       e) From the above, it follows that you are both a liar and stupid,       therefore it's unlikely that you ever had enough money even to post the       spam.       f) Therefore even the existence of your posting is a lie, and so are you.       g) If you're a lie, then you don't exist, and therefore cannot be rich.              Sylvia.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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