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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   its all good ( chemically enhanced anyway )   
   +++   
      
   spelt it wrong first time round   
      
   oops   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "hey tarz"   
   hey yurself   
      
      
   +++   
      
   "<<< Smile >>>"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i have good drugs   
   like i care anyway   
      
   +++   
      
   i met a famous murderers wife   
   outside a church   
      
      
   living by herself   
   out in a shack   
   in th middle of nowhere   
      
      
   got an address   
   and called around one day   
      
   did th lentils and   
   watchin th goats routine   
      
   and got th rundown on th electro shocks   
   and who he was   
   and what he became   
      
      
   and cause my dad was a murderer   
   i found it pretty easy to listen to   
   well kinda   
      
   a lot of it   
   she hadnt unloaded   
      
   probly still hasnt   
   poor girl   
      
      
   not much of what she said   
   i saw on tv   
      
      
   which is about th same   
      
   as th murders my father committed   
      
      
   been there   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   used to tell my girls not everything you see   
   not every opinion you here   
      
   is true   
      
   +++   
      
      
   certainly not mine anyway   
      
   +++   
      
   i reserve th right to fuck up   
   at will   
      
   +++   
      
      
   seems sensible   
      
   +++   
      
      
   couldnt believe i did that voice over   
   for cum down fuck me later eyes   
      
   in one take   
      
      
   just not me   
   i didnt have a stressie   
      
   +++   
      
      
   morticia wants to meet   
      
   +++   
      
   "my usual comments ok paulie"   
   alright little one   
      
   +++   
      
      
   she'll wanna go to some   
   upmarket swanky cafe   
      
      
   fuckin yuppie   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   used to eat yuppies for breakfast   
      
   with th slogan   
      
   die yuppie die   
      
      
      
   her real name's di   
      
      
   well kinda   
      
   kinda makes sense   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   di yuppie di   
      
   +++   
      
      
   cept of course   
   di is fuckable   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   i went thru   
   th bits and pieces   
   what im keepin off th wreck   
      
   not much as it turns   
   out   
      
   i want that thing outta here   
      
   +++   
      
   she looks like she's indoor budgie hunting   
      
   now hang about   
      
      
   it was my idea to use it as a game   
      
      
      
   pick yur endangered species   
   or not so endangered   
   pick yur weapon   
      
   and go for it   
      
   PULL   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   all th windows   
   self repair in th breaks   
      
   not like th old days at all   
      
      
   um   
   i dont how that bullet hole got there officer   
      
   honest   
      
   cant remember a thing   
      
   +++   
      
      
   so i had a mate that was a gunsmith   
   so   
      
      
   i also lost two family members to guns   
   they aren;t my favourite piece of human folly   
      
      
   +++   
      
   i am a realist though   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and they couldnt hear anything hey ?   
   flash supressors   
   supposedly   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   i havent dropped around in a while   
      
   +++   
      
      
   this is a violent movie   
   stirs up shit   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   typew ihtout thinkin   
      
      
   shows too huh ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   you can talk   
   if you;ve read this far   
      
   +++   
      
      
   little x in th top right corner   
   i dare ya   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuckhead   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   michael j fox   
   where's th platform shoes ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   young ryan was fond of   
   "short people got no reason to live"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i used to go to th horror flicks   
   on mushies   
      
   we all did   
      
      
   sometimes   
   felt like ya were gunna   
   fall off yur motorcycle   
      
      
   but yur just out of it   
      
   ride slow anyway   
      
      
   specially after a good horror flick   
      
   +++   
      
      
   can ya watch this three hour video   
   all th way thru ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   seen grown men leave th room   
   they missed the lesbians   
   ah well   
      
   +++   
      
      
   guy who made it had a sense of humour   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ah no man   
   i'd write it off   
      
   just on principal   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   i dunno   
   none of em have offered th ford guy a headjob   
      
   if tv ads   
   could be really crude   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   "i dunno"   
   "mr big is back"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   shut up   
   morticia   
      
   +++   
      
   out there   
   with yur girlfriends tellin stories   
      
      
   i think our link is back   
      
   +++   
      
      
   it was funny   
      
   +++   
      
   dinky little condoms   
   so do you take it in th rear ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   apparently not   
      
      
   +++   
      
   gunna have to   
   make myself a cup of coffee   
   in a minute   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   when their eyes roll   
   that's nice   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i was gunna chop it off   
   no more testicle pain   
   i'll change sides   
      
   and talkin to a girl   
   who knew   
   and kinda understood   
      
   sharing male experiences   
   she wanted to fuck like a man   
      
   we didnt have sex   
      
   we shared experiences   
      
   and luv   
      
   th puppie kind i think   
      
      
   not having sex   
   allowed us to   
   explore each other   
   in different ways   
      
      
   course   
   i had to sleep with morticia   
   for two nights   
   before i slept with bree   
      
      
   suitably drained   
      
      
   morticia likes sex   
      
      
      
   but bree and i would sit   
   at th end of th week   
      
   talkin about our fucks for th week   
      
   how many orgasms   
   and who with   
      
   while we cuddled in front of th tv   
      
   or th computer screen   
      
   or in her bed   
      
      
   or in th pool   
      
      
      
   shared each other's tricks   
      
      
      
   my what big pupils you've got madam   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   i cant think about morticia   
   without thinkin about you   
      
   it just aint gunna happen   
      
   i loved both of you   
      
      
   and earlier this year   
      
   i was goin out with two chicks   
      
   morticia   
   and jane   
      
      
   but that wasnt workin as well   
   as morticia and bree   
      
      
   chucked a dummy spit   
      
   dropped both   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   morticia and i are talkin again   
      
   i know this chick tish   
   that we both like   
      
   +++   
      
      
   she likes chutzpah   
      
      
   when i got caught   
      
   sendin texts to her and bree   
      
      
   and lee/catwoman   
      
   she was cool   
      
      
   they were sendin em back   
      
   if ya know what i mean   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   we all went dirty dancing together   
   id have one dance with morticia   
      
   and she'd disappear   
      
   different bar   
      
   takin phone numbers   
   and havin fun   
      
      
   then id dance with her girlfriends   
   or theyd dance with me   
      
   they were kinda my   
      
   girl friends   
      
      
   we got up to some stuff   
      
      
   +++   
      
   i dont care if i dance like a girl   
      
   im not surprised   
      
   +++   
      
   took me longer   
   to get used to singin like a girl   
      
   especially in th street   
      
      
   but five years   
      
   sorta brought me closer to it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   sorry mate   
   i wont be out   
      
   not singin till dawn tonight   
      
   no shark in th street   
      
      
      
   young man got taken by two white pointers   
   and my unicycle shark fin hat   
      
   has a white pointer tip   
      
   and umm   
      
      
   fortunately   
      
   im broke this week   
      
   and couldnt afford to come out   
   and put   
   smiles on dials   
      
      
   so i havent showed my face this week   
      
   which is a good thing   
      
      
      
   with ppl   
   callin me th shark and all   
      
      
   im feelin it man ok   
      
   th music's got me   
      
      
   love singin   
   soul and th blues in th street   
      
   im gunna have some more cones   
   more drugs over here   
      
   mad wizard feelin pain   
      
   +++   
      
      
   no slides on th unicycle   
      
      
      
   EEEKKK   
      
      
      
   sorry   
   didnt mean to scare ya   
      
   haha   
      
   +++   
      
      
   white girls can jump   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   its all good ( chemically enhanced anyway )   
      
      
   that photographer freaked both of us man   
   we both know better   
      
   amount to nuthin   
   famous last words   
      
      
   come on   
   we seen just about everything havent we ?   
      
   i'll just be happy to sing with ya again man   
   when it happens   
      
   u didnt sing last week   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   sorry guys   
   not do able   
      
   +++   
      
      
   some of th gay guys get a bit out there   
   a bit forward   
      
   and   
   umm   
      
   can get vocal   
      
      
   they dont fuck around like a chick does   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i am home   
   i'm staying home   
      
      
   nicely toasted   
      
   u do whatever th fuck it is that u do   
      
      
      
   i hope ya have fun   
   i fuckin do   
      
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   the land surfer...   
      
      
   ...   
      
   p.s.   
      
      
   more drugs over here   
   stat   
      
   you blondie   
   move yur fuckin arse   
      
   +++   
      
      
   im gunna sack that woman   
   now i've figured out how to do it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuck   
      
   paulie dropped a girl   
      
   two girls   
      
      
   bullshit   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   just tryin to find somethin that works   
      
   fun searchin   
      
   +++   
      
   cant live with one woman   
      
   always end up in a bed   
      
   with a mad woman   
   who wont fuck me   
      
   or leave me alone   
      
      
   and that's torture   
      
      
   i decide   
   which women i let hurt me   
      
   and for how long   
      
   for some   
   reason   
      
      
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