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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   One of my babies is missing   
   +++   
      
   [umm boss]   
   [we found an escape pod in one of the]   
   [baby spaceship catch nets]   
   [from th passenger liner we snotted]   
   [we have a survivor]   
      
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   +++   
   Moby   
   'Porcelain'   
   +++   
      
   thank you jenny.exe   
      
   +++   
      
   make her comfortable and   
      
   i'll contact th insurance mob   
      
      
   with cover on th   
      
   unfortunate liner   
      
   +++   
      
   we cant give th bitch a ship   
      
   she'll have to sue th insurance company   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "hmm"   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   [deal made with insurance mob they'll]   
   [take that 243 km long baby ship we]   
   [wanna get rid of]   
      
   +++   
      
   ok we stick th bitch in it and   
   send it back to civilisation   
      
   no wurries   
      
   +++   
      
   [she doesnt agree]   
   [wants to talk to th captain]   
      
   +++   
      
   how far down th ship is she ?   
      
   [fifty thousand kilometres]   
      
      
   tell her to get fucked   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   The Kinks   
   'Starstruck'   
   +++   
      
   [she still wants to speak to th captain]   
      
   have u told her th passenger cabin   
   doesnt meet th crew quarters   
      
   takes a spacewalk   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [yes]   
   [she still arguin]   
      
   tell her th truth   
      
   i'm allergic to women   
      
   +++   
      
   [still doin her nut]   
   put th bitch on screen   
      
   +++   
      
   hi   
      
      
      
   look   
   i'm sorry my ship   
   ate yr ship but   
      
   i'm just followin th law   
   my ship done a deal with th iunsurance mob already   
      
      
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   +++   
   Basement Jaxx   
   'Where's Your Head At'   
   +++   
      
   i cant give u a ship legally   
      
   u will be placed on an oversize baby ship   
   and sent back to civilisation   
      
      
   if u steal th fuckin thing   
   on th way   
      
      
   not my problem   
      
      
      
   end transmission computer   
      
   +++   
      
   ok ship   
      
      
   my inventory shows   
      
      
   two ships left when she departed   
      
   +++   
      
   RING RING   
      
   +++   
      
      
   RING RING   
      
   +++   
      
      
   pick that up will ya   
      
   +++   
      
   gday   
      
   +++   
      
   no   
      
   we despatched a 243 km long shark class space ship to u   
      
   waddya mean ya didnt receive it   
      
   +++   
      
   oh   
   a hundred kilometre   
   baby space ship   
      
   arrived empty   
      
   instead   
      
   no passenger   
      
      
   +++   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   jenny.exe   
      
   front and centre   
      
      
      
   did u help this woman steal that ship ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i apologise   
   my ship   
   appears to have cut another deal   
      
   +++   
      
   end transmission   
      
   +++   
      
   fuk im   
      
   +++   
      
   at that size they   
   worth th same money   
      
   +   
      
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   +++   
   A Perfect Circle   
   'The Nurse who Loved Me'   
   +++   
      
   tell im to read his guide to   
   space ship prices   
   and stop bothering me   
      
      
   th bill is paid   
      
   fuck off   
      
   +++   
      
   se walked away with   
   far more than they would have paid her   
      
      
   how was her trip down th   
   escape pod   
      
      
      
   deceleration tube   
      
      
      
      
   ok   
      
   +++   
      
   lucky bitch   
   she musta been in it   
   when we took out th liner   
      
      
      
   was inspecting it hey   
      
   doin a drill   
      
      
   lucky she had th door closed   
      
   saved her life   
      
   +++   
      
   psychic cow   
      
   +++   
      
   i agree with th ships actions   
      
   put it in th log   
      
   +++   
      
   wendy   
      
      
   we'll meet again   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   Amy Winehouse   
   'Rehab'   
   +++   
      
      
   had th stones to   
   leave a record in my log   
      
   complaining   
   she only got a third full belly in th craft   
      
   sheesh   
      
   +++   
      
      
   she bounces back fast   
      
   +++   
      
   i dunno   
   th beast had just had   
      
   a full refit of it;s   
   mouth   
      
   a new and larger set of teeth and   
      
   +++   
      
   th nerve of er   
      
   +++   
      
   insurance mob;s comuters   
   say she didnt have any relatives on th liner   
      
      
   and our apolgies int h record   
   hit at over light speed   
      
   fair and square   
      
   we didnt have to pay off   
      
   +++   
      
   dont give me this   
   trauma shit   
      
   this is normal life   
      
   +++   
      
      
   magic bitch   
   was lucky enough   
      
   to escape a   
      
      
   quarter million kilometre long   
   spaceship   
      
   takin out her liner and   
      
   eatin it   
      
   whiel i was asleep   
      
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   +++   
   Various Artists   
   'Jefferson Airplane / White rab'   
   +++   
      
   isnt she smart enough to sell her story   
      
   jenny   
      
   release th pics to th media and   
      
      
      
   show th vid of   
      
   of her goin down th   
   deceleration tube   
      
   +++   
      
   and hack into th pod's   
      
   memory   
      
   +++   
      
   lets see her walkin into it   
      
   and closin th door   
      
   +++   
      
   ok send that bit to her only   
      
   +++   
      
   she owes me a hundred kilometre long   
   baby ship   
      
      
   th first   
      
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   +++   
   4 Non Blondes   
   '?'   
   +++   
      
   one her ship builds   
      
      
   will be sent back to us   
      
      
      
   send it   
      
   +++   
      
   she not happy but   
   i control her computer   
      
   +++   
      
   th ship will send it back   
      
   +++   
      
   stop bitchin   
      
   it half built already   
      
   clingin to th hull   
      
   +++   
      
   doin my bookwork   
      
   +++   
      
      
   drug time   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   [boss i count 203 little ships]   
   [currently feeding from th]   
   [gills of th mother ship debris]   
   [do we need that ship back?]   
      
   +++   
      
   no but   
   it's th principal of th thing   
      
   i didnt mind her stealin a ship   
   whose idea was it to t give those cunts one   
      
      
      
   all gone silent   
      
   +++   
      
   [nuclear explosion off th poort bow   
   +++   
      
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   +++   
   Visage   
   'Fade to grey (Remix)'   
   +++   
   ]   
      
   +++   
      
   its one of ours isnt it ?   
      
   +++   
      
   [nother one just gone off, off th starboard bow]   
      
   +++   
      
      
   BOOM   
      
   [cascade boss]   
      
      
   [th whole ship's batteries]   
   [all just decided to unload one]   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [we must of taken in too much plutonium in th last week]   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [we could raise th stores count]   
   [and make another storage bunker]   
      
      
   too many onboard now   
      
   +++   
      
   just make sure th batteries are   
      
      
   stopped from loosin off excess   
      
   when we got company   
      
   "unless attacked"   
      
   +++   
      
   not goin fast enough   
   otherwise we 'd throw em out th rear   
      
      
   wastin energy   
      
   and goin too slow   
      
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin sharks   
      
   +++   
      
   throw five percent of our nuclear arsenal out th rear end   
   and lets get th fuck out of here   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   got five different propulsion systems and   
      
      
   so much redundancy   
      
      
   always a trail of matter we dont want   
      
      
      
      
      
   waftin out th bum   
      
   +++   
      
   [crazi ivan]   
      
   thanks for th headsup   
   i'm already hangin on to something   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [clearing datum]   
      
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   ZAP   
      
   +++   
      
   moreliek fly   
      
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   +++   
   Tokyo Ghetto Pussy   
   'Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - I Want Yo'   
   +++   
      
   ing submarines   
      
   +++   
      
   break out th  ship's bong   
      
   SMOKO   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   [one of th baby ships doin point duty has reported]   
   [a BOrg vessel]   
      
      
      
   th cunts dont know how dangerous   
   solipsism is do they   
      
   [no]   
      
   +++   
      
   is it small enough to fit in our gob ?   
      
   [we could swallow it whole but]   
   [these are Borg]   
      
      
   our last run in was   
      
      
   nasty   
      
   +++   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [they not stupid enough to]   
      
   [use a tractor beem on us again]   
      
      
   [sucked thirty shark ships right thru it]   
      
   +++   
      
   not to mention   
      
   th big btich   
      
      
      
   much bigger gravitational object than them   
      
      
      
      
   keeps draggin you to it;s   
      
      
   mouth   
      
      
      
      
   doesnt have to move to eat   
      
   +++   
      
   have they opened com's ?   
      
      
   [no]   
      
   [playing dead]   
      
   [no lights]   
      
   +++   
      
   have they scanned th mother ship yet ?   
      
   +++   
      
   [they know there only one human life sign aboard]   
   [the bee hiive condfuised them]   
      
   th stingless bees will do that to ya   
      
   +++   
      
   it bigger than their normal   
      
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   +++   
   Big Audio Dynamite II   
   'The Globe'   
   +++   
      
   cube   
      
   +++   
      
   [we dont need th mass boss]   
      
   [still doin repairs frm our last encounter]   
      
   +++   
      
      
   how'd we come out of it ?   
      
   [about even]   
      
   +++   
      
   well if they arent threatening any humans then   
      
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
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