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   Non scrivetemi to All   
   I know this Mark Wilson Decker   
   08 Apr 10 01:28:31   
   
   XPost: rec.aviation.student, rec.aviation.piloting   
   From: nonscrivetemi@pboxmix.winstonsmith.info   
      
   I know this Mark Wilson Decker listed below; I caught up with him recently and   
   he told me he has kidney stones and about how painful it was when he passed   
   one thru his urine; son of a bitch deserves to live in pain for the rest of   
   his life!   
      
      
   Belfort President Mark W. Decker (U.S. Naval Academy alumnus), let me   
   tell you about this lowlife. Starts the workday between 9-10AM by   
   checking work and personal email. Come 11-11:30AM, he's getting ready   
   to go to the local gym to work out. Gets back in the office around 1PM   
   and only then decides to take a lunch break as if the gym workout   
   didn't count for a lunch break. By 1:30PM, he back checking work and   
   personal email and maybe making a few entires in his family diary   
   which he keeps at work on the company hard drive. Come 3-4PM, he's   
   getting anxious and is looking to wrap up his workday so he can go   
   home and coach soccer league for one of his three daughters. Needless   
   to say, all thru-out his "playful" workday, one gets to see all his   
   dirty habits including:   
      
   1) scratching his balls,   
   2) stroking his     ,   
   3) farting (and then asking someone else if they farted),   
   4) belching,   
   5) biting his fingernails,   
   6) picking his nose (and eating the choice boogies),   
   7) scratching his ass,   
   8) picking at his toenails   
   9) coughing (he has a chronic productive cough... yuck)   
      
      
   Mark W. Decker (the "weiner" he whirls)   
   289 Long Point Road (assessed value of $968,280 as of 1/1/05)   
   Crownsville, MD 21032   
   DOB: January 7, 1957 according to http://anybirthday.com   
   markwdecker (at) gmail.com   
   410-923-0882 - home phone   
   443-994-1150 - cell phone   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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