From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Two guys in the news:   
      
   Dwayne Fenlason, of Pomfret, Vermont, drove his pickup truck off the   
   road, so he went home to get his other pickup truck, for towing the   
   first out of the ditch.  The second pickup too ended up off the   
   road.  On his third try, the 40-year-old Fenlason went home   
   for his all-terrain vehicle. He didn't make it to the scene that time.   
   At the time of his arrest, he had a blood alcohol level of 0.30 per   
   cent.   
      
     Dwayne Fenlason =   
     Wend safely anon.   
      
   Perhaps that should have a question mark at the end.   
      
      
   In Harrison, New Jersey, Christopher Russell was cold and just   
   wanted to go home, to the town of Newark.  In a decision   
   possibly influenced by his drunkenness, he decided to solve the   
   problem by stealing a vehicle.  The vehicle he chose was a bulldozer,   
   which the 30-year-old Russell first tried to manoeuvre through a park.   
   This resulted in the loss of some signs, a drinking fountain, three   
   benches, two steel bollards, and a tree.  He eventually left the   
   park and added a car to his tally.  When officers caught up   
   with him, he had parked the construction vehicle in a street and was   
   trying to climb out.   
      
   Christopher Russell =   
   Roll, crush, "Shit!" spree   
   He'll err: "I crush posts"   
     ( or maybe   
       His plot lurches, errs )   
      
      
      
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