From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   From Charmin's Web site:   
      
      
   Q. The plies on my Charmin Ultra are not lined up; it's not tearing in   
   the right place.   
      
   A. Here's an easy fix if the plies aren't lining up:   
      
     * Hold the roll in front of you with the paper winding over the top.   
     * Pull the top ply up and drop it back behind the roll.   
     * Its perforations should match with the layer that's now on top.   
     * Tear away the excess and you're good to go.   
   	   
   [...]   
   	   
   Claims valid only in Canada.   
   	   
   	   
   =   
      
   Using paper for tush-wiping dates from mediaeval China.  Loo roll came   
   in the nineteenth century.  Today, US people alone flush thirty million   
   rolls per day.   
      
   Ancient Rome turned to a stick-with-sponge approach.  Others went quite   
   happily with a corn cob for help (harsh!).  Text by Rabelais points to   
   Toilet Goose...   
      
   Indian norm: Avoid using Andrex, lad.  Apply water - with the 'filthy'   
   left hand, not the right hand.   
      
      
      
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   Notes:   
   - The Charmin FAQ page tries to be clever in guessing where the reader   
   is.   
   - Rabelais went on about the topic at some length.  Some of it is   
   painful reading even when one bears in mind his satirical bent etc.   
      
      
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