From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Pedt <"\"@ @\""@so.manygiggl.es> wrote:   
   > In message , at 15:12:24 on Sun,   
   > 4 Jan 2015, Lardy Girl  wibbled   
   > >   
   > >From Charmin's Web site:   
   > >   
   > >Q. The plies on my Charmin Ultra are not lined up; it's not tearing in   
   > >the right place.   
   > >   
   > >A. Here's an easy fix if the plies aren't lining up:   
   > >   
   > >  * Hold the roll in front of you with the paper winding over the top.   
   > >  * Pull the top ply up and drop it back behind the roll.   
   > >  * Its perforations should match with the layer that's now on top.   
   > >  * Tear away the excess and you're good to go.   
   > >   
   > >[...]   
   > >   
   > >Claims valid only in Canada.   
   > >   
   > >=   
   > >   
   > >Using paper for tush-wiping dates from mediaeval China.  Loo roll came   
   > >in the nineteenth century.  Today, US people alone flush thirty million   
   > >rolls per day.   
   > >   
   > >Ancient Rome turned to a stick-with-sponge approach.  Others went quite   
   > >happily with a corn cob for help (harsh!).  Text by Rabelais points to   
   > >Toilet Goose...   
   > >   
   > >Indian norm: Avoid using Andrex, lad.  Apply water - with the 'filthy'   
   > >left hand, not the right hand.   
      
   > *applause*   
      
   Thank you kindly.   
     But you used both the clean and the filthy hand for that applause,   
   didn't you?   
      
      
   May your plies always line up,   
      
      
   LG   
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