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   Lardy Girl to All   
   A noisy woman anagrammed   
   06 Jan 15 19:59:56   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week and 12-week suspended   
   jail term for violating the four-year Anti-Social Behaviour Order   
   forbidding her from screaming and making other loud vocalisations   
   during sex.  She responds that she has no intention to comply, saying   
   that 'that's what you should be doing [...].  It's not as if I'm   
   having sex and think "Oh, I'm making too much noise. I'd better be   
   quiet."'   
     The problems began when Cartwright and her husband moved into   
   terraced housing and promptly began treating their neighbours to the   
   sound of the iron headboard of their bed banging against the wall.   
   That ended when the bed broke.  The police have visited more than 30   
   times since then to tell the couple to be quieter.   
      
     Caroline Cartwright =   
     Can it, girl! (cow, rather)   
      
      
      
   And a quick bonus Anna's News Clippings 'gram:   
      
   Heather Cho, a vice-president of Korean Air and daughter of its boss,   
   was resigned from responsible positions at the company after she   
   delayed a flight on account of 'service standards' while flying as a   
   private passenger:  Before the plane left New York for Seoul, she   
   had berated a flight attendant for serving her macadamia nuts in a bag   
   rather than on a plate.  The incident ended with Cho ordering the   
   plane to return to the terminal and having the chief flight attendant   
   ejected for supporting the junior attendant.   
      
     Heather Cho = Oh, teach her!   
      
   It appears that someone may well have done just that.   
      
      
      
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