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|    Lardy Girl to All    |
|    A noisy woman anagrammed    |
|    06 Jan 15 19:59:56    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week and 12-week suspended       jail term for violating the four-year Anti-Social Behaviour Order       forbidding her from screaming and making other loud vocalisations       during sex. She responds that she has no intention to comply, saying       that 'that's what you should be doing [...]. It's not as if I'm       having sex and think "Oh, I'm making too much noise. I'd better be       quiet."'        The problems began when Cartwright and her husband moved into       terraced housing and promptly began treating their neighbours to the       sound of the iron headboard of their bed banging against the wall.       That ended when the bed broke. The police have visited more than 30       times since then to tell the couple to be quieter.               Caroline Cartwright =        Can it, girl! (cow, rather)                            And a quick bonus Anna's News Clippings 'gram:              Heather Cho, a vice-president of Korean Air and daughter of its boss,       was resigned from responsible positions at the company after she       delayed a flight on account of 'service standards' while flying as a       private passenger: Before the plane left New York for Seoul, she       had berated a flight attendant for serving her macadamia nuts in a bag       rather than on a plate. The incident ended with Cho ordering the       plane to return to the terminal and having the chief flight attendant       ejected for supporting the junior attendant.               Heather Cho = Oh, teach her!              It appears that someone may well have done just that.                            --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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