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   Lardy Girl to Vincent Maycock   
   Re: Paper (long 'gram)   
   10 Jan 15 13:56:11   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Vincent Maycock  wrote:   
   > On 06 Jan 2015 19:54:37 +0000 (GMT), Lardy Girl    
   > wrote:   
      
   > >57 sounds like a scary average!  Five for wiping and 52 for playing   
   > >with the plies?  :)   
      
   > It's an average I found on the Net.  I don't know who it is that's   
   > dragging down the average, but here's the source:   
      
   > http://encyclopedia.toiletpaperworld.com/surveys-stories/toile   
   -paper-statistics   
      
   The survey form was probably included only in 216-roll-packs of   
   Cottonelle Runnybottom Plus.   
      
      
   ObAnag:   
     Toilet tissue ~ is outlet site.   
      
   And a related oldie:   
     Constipation, or dyschezia =   
     In panic 'cos zero shit today!   
      
      
      
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