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|    07 Feb 15 14:23:19    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              Two more 'grams from the latest crop of Anna's News Clippings stories:                     In Torpoint, Cornwall, Derek Nash found an invoice for the equivalent       of 20 euros in his five-year-old son Alex's school bag. The boy had       chosen to visit his grandparents instead of attending a schoolmate's       birthday party at a ski centre, and the invoice, passed on by a       teacher from the other child's mother, was for the 'no-show'. Nash,       who explains that he didn't know how to contact the birthday boy's       mother to report his son's cancellation, has refused to pay the       amount, and action is pending in small-claims court. The birthday boy       no longer plays with Alex at school.               Derek Nash = He's narked.                     According to UPI reports, Michigan bakery worker Ruben Giovanni       Gramajo is charged with putting the wrong kind of nuts in granola-bar       mix. The deed was caught by security cameras and the Hearthside Foods       quality-control system. Gramajo, 22, later told the police that       he'd put nuts and bolts in the mix in order to 'get a break from       work'. He has his wish: at least for now, he isn't to set foot near       his employer's facilities. He is being charged with placing harmful       objects in food, a felony in this case.               Ruben Giovanni Gramajo = Given marijuana bong or ...?              (Dunno what else might have led him to consider this a good idea)                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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