From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Here's another 'gram of a FAQ excerpt (no, I've not completely   
   forgotten that I promised to have a look at the Oscars), with all   
   typos on the left-hand side coming from the original material:   
   - - - - -   
      
   "   
   Q) How does Whitenicious lighten the skin?   
      
   A) The Fruit acids exfoliates the skin's surface. This process lifts   
   hyperpigmented skin and hence lightens the skin. Once the skin reveals   
   a new layer, it becomes twice more effective in absorbing the lightening   
   cream, which is very effective in achieving brighter/lighter skin.   
      
   Q) Does whitenicious work on all skin types?   
      
   A) Yes, our products have been proven to work on all skin types. Every   
   race, skin type color and gender.   
   "   
      
   =   
      
   Ads open: "Say goodbye to pigmentation and spots forever."   
      
   Nigerian celebrity Dencia (R.N. Sonkey) spoke thus of her select "dark   
   spot remover"s line: if users "think their whole body is a dark spot,   
   then fine."  Quoth she: "White is pure."   
      
   Interviewers who query this chick's non-extensively-black cheeks,   
   neck, etc. will get this view: it's a choice like bleaching her hair.   
      
   Witness her one-sentence overview citing its effects: "I have girls   
   calling me up and crying, thanking me."     
      
      
      
   LG   
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