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   Lardy Girl to All   
   And a shorter one too   
   04 Mar 15 09:19:16   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Matthew Pocci, 48, had stopped his car for the San Diego 'zombie   
   walk' parade to pass, but when his children became scared of the   
   hordes in ghoulish make-up, he began driving slowly through the   
   crowd while honking his horn.  People shouted for him to stop,   
   but the deaf family's vehicle instead accelerated.  According to police   
   officers, various of the 'undead' mobbed the car and smashed its   
   windscreen, at which point Pocci ploughed forward at high speed   
   and knocked down a 64-year-old woman, who fell under the car and broke   
   her arm.  Several onlookers assumed that these events were all   
   staged.   
     Others chased the car.  After three or four blocks, Pocci   
   stopped and was taken in for questioning.  He faces charges of reckless   
   driving and is, in turn, suing the city for not supervising the   
   zombie walk adequately.   
      
   Sounds like quite a spectacle...   
      
     Matthew Pocci =   
     Tip: come watch!   
      
   (Yes, you may conclude that another set of Anna's News Clippings has   
   come out.)   
      
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