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   Lardy Girl to All   
   My teeth hurt   
   21 Apr 15 09:51:27   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Starbucks are now introducing the S'mores Frappuccino, which 'boasts a   
   layer of marshmallow-infused whipped cream, followed by milk chocolate   
   sauce and then a combination of milk, coffee, graham and ice. The   
   drink is then topped off with more marshmallow whipped cream and a   
   sprinkling of graham cracker crumble'.   
      
     The S'mores Frappuccino =   
     Cup of shit + person cream   
     Upshot: c.f. 'crap emersion'.   
     So-shit cup performance   
     Men, it's 'cup of horse crap'.   
   And the excreta trifecta:   
     Un-promo: 'Shit! Feces! Crap!'   
      
   In short, I don't think I'd like this drink very much.   
      
      
   LG   
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