From: pc+usenet@asdf.org   
      
   Lardy Girl  writes:   
   > Starbucks are now introducing the S'mores Frappuccino, which 'boasts a   
   > layer of marshmallow-infused whipped cream, followed by milk chocolate   
   > sauce and then a combination of milk, coffee, graham and ice. The   
   > drink is then topped off with more marshmallow whipped cream and a   
   > sprinkling of graham cracker crumble'.   
   >   
   >   The S'mores Frappuccino =   
   >   Cup of shit + person cream   
   >   Upshot: c.f. 'crap emersion'.   
   >   So-shit cup performance   
   >   Men, it's 'cup of horse crap'.   
   > And the excreta trifecta:   
   >   Un-promo: 'Shit! Feces! Crap!'   
   >   
   > In short, I don't think I'd like this drink very much.   
      
      
   The *New* S'mores Frappuccino =   
   Note: fresh cow sperm in a cup   
      
      
   I like mine frothy!   
      
   Phil   
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   the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall be well regulated.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)