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|    Lardy Girl to All    |
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|    14 May 15 20:59:54    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              When Dennis Norman stopped at an Oakland Park, Florida, petrol station       in the wee hours, he noticed that the clerk sitting on the other side       of the window was asleep. After watching the snoring man for a minute       or so, looking at the CCTV camera, and making a certain rude gesture,       the 25-year-old Norman proceeded to pull the shop's chest freezer full       of ice-cream products slowly away from the wall. In a 15-minute       process, he pushed it past the sleeping clerk and out the door.       Norman was arrested about four hours later. The fate of the ice cream       is unknown.               Dennis Norman ~ and snorin' men...                            --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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