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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Now on ice   
   14 May 15 20:59:54   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   When Dennis Norman stopped at an Oakland Park, Florida, petrol station   
   in the wee hours, he noticed that the clerk sitting on the other side   
   of the window was asleep.  After watching the snoring man for a minute   
   or so, looking at the CCTV camera, and making a certain rude gesture,   
   the 25-year-old Norman proceeded to pull the shop's chest freezer full   
   of ice-cream products slowly away from the wall.  In a 15-minute   
   process, he pushed it past the sleeping clerk and out the door.   
   Norman was arrested about four hours later.  The fate of the ice cream   
   is unknown.   
      
     Dennis Norman ~ and snorin' men...   
      
      
      
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