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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Unhappy endings   
   05 Jun 15 14:18:24   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   When things go wrong:   
      
     A top banker ->   
     An apt "Broke!"   
      
     Military exercises ->   
     Six elite armies cry.   
      
     One-night stand ->   
     That 'Son?' ending   
      
     Giant wastrel ->   
     Genital warts   
      
     Signing a recording contract ->   
     CD grant = cocaine-snorting rig   
      
      
   Any opinions on these related 'grams?:   
     To sign a recording contract =   
     "Snort cocaine!" garrotting CD.   
      
     I signed a recording contract =   
     Stronger cocaine-addict grin    [or 'ring' maybe]   
   or   
     Snort cocaine...  Dire CD...  RN at gig   
      
      
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