From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   If you get stuck in traffic on the way to the airport, you might not   
   want to try Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio's approach.  Finding   
   the Ryanair gate for their flight back home from Malta closed, the   
   twenty-something Italians forced open a security door at the   
   neighbouring gate and ran onto the tarmac.  They waved their arms to   
   catch pilots' attention, in hopes of being allowed aboard.  Instead,   
   they were arrested and fined 2,329 euros.   
      
     The Italians Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio =   
     La idea: "I am not on a plane. It's not in the air. Collect me."   
      
   Alternative version for consideration:   
     Italy's Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio =   
     "I am late today. Plane is not in air. Collect me, no?"   
      
      
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