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   Horrid Stretchy Pus to Lardy Girl   
   Re: A fool and his money   
   20 Aug 15 04:07:36   
   
   From: chris.sturdy@lineone.net   
      
   On Monday, August 17, 2015 at 9:06:35 PM UTC+1, Lardy Girl wrote:   
   > A 32-year-old Brooklyn man complained to the police about the   
   > spiritualist he visited in 2013 for help with unrequited love.  After   
   > his first visits to her, 'psychic' Priscilla Kelly Delmaro explained   
   > that she needed diamonds to protect his energy.  A spirit was stalking   
   > him, bringing bad luck in love.  The next step was to conduct a fake   
   > funeral ceremony in order to fool the spirit into thinking him dead.   
   > The man later paid for a bridge to trap the spirit in another realm   
   > and for reincarnating the object of his affections after he learned   
   > that she'd died.  Out of money after giving her the equivalent of   
   > 550,000 euros, he complained to the police.  The 26-year-old Delmaro   
   > and her companion, 27-year-old Bobby Evans, have been jailed on   
   > charges of grand larceny.   
   >   
   >   Priscilla Kelly Delmaro ~ plays all like crime lord.   
   >   
   >   Priscilla Delmaro:   
   >   Claim ripe dollars.   
   >   
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   I suggest this is the type of client she attracts...   
   Priscilla Kelly Delmaro = Really dim prick, lose all!   
      
   Chris   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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