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|    Lardy Girl to All    |
|    How not to catch a flight    |
|    06 Sep 15 23:09:49    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              If you get stuck in traffic on the way to the airport, you might not       want to try Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio's approach. Finding       the Ryanair gate for their flight back home from Malta closed, these       twenty-something Italians forced open a security door at the       neighbouring gate and ran onto the tarmac. They waved their arms to       catch pilots' attention, in hopes of being allowed aboard. Instead,       they were arrested and fined 2,329 euros.               Italy's Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio =        "I am late today. Plane is not in air. Collect me, no?"       Alternate:        "Not on airplane. Lad, aim to collect me in it - easy!"               Matteo Clementi =        "Act to let me in! Me!"        Cite late moment.                     LG       --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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