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   Lardy Girl to All   
   How not to catch a flight   
   06 Sep 15 23:09:49   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   If you get stuck in traffic on the way to the airport, you might not   
   want to try Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio's approach.  Finding   
   the Ryanair gate for their flight back home from Malta closed, these   
   twenty-something Italians forced open a security door at the   
   neighbouring gate and ran onto the tarmac.  They waved their arms to   
   catch pilots' attention, in hopes of being allowed aboard.  Instead,   
   they were arrested and fined 2,329 euros.   
      
     Italy's Matteo Clementi and Enrica Apollonio =   
     "I am late today. Plane is not in air. Collect me, no?"   
   Alternate:   
     "Not on airplane. Lad, aim to collect me in it - easy!"   
      
     Matteo Clementi =   
     "Act to let me in! Me!"   
     Cite late moment.   
      
      
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