From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Wilhelm Noeker  wrote:   
   > Lardy Girl wrote:   
      
   [...]   
   > >    Deleon Alonso Smith =   
   > >    Shot, one man dies. LOL!   
      
   > Ouch, that's cruel.   
   > Keep 'em coming! :-)   
      
   In that case, I give you these two ladies:   
      
      
   According to Florida's /Bradenton Herald/, 18-year-old Ashley   
   Miller has been arrested in connection with activities she engaged in   
   at her grandmother's house. During an investigation into transmission   
   of harmful material to a minor, officers found incriminating images on   
   her mobile phone, of a woman being pleasured by a pit bull.  The   
   accompanying police report stated: 'Mrs. Miller was [later] interview   
   [sic] and Mrs. Miller confessed that she had the canine perform oral   
   sex on her 30 to 40 times' over the last five years and that she'd   
   engaged in similar activities with her previous dog.  Miller has been   
   charged with two counts of misdemeanor sexual activities involving   
   animals.   
      
     Ashley Miller =  All slimy here   
      
      
   The police were summoned to a bar in Apopka, Florida, where a   
   four- and two-year-old child had been left unattended in a vehicle. As   
   an officer with a body camera approached, the children's mother,   
   35-year-old April King, emerged from the bar and returned to the   
   vehicle. There, she had the four-year-old boy blow into the   
   breath-test unit that her husband had had installed in the car after   
   her time in rehabilitation.   
     The husband, Doug King, said that he does not plan to bail her out   
   of jail, explaining: 'I think this is the best thing for her. Rehab   
   hasn't worked and she hasn't learned anything from it.'   
      
     April King of Florida ~ for Parking Fail idol   
      
      
      
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