From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Following on from the Obama post, I present the anagram guide to the   
   US Presential election.   
      
   In no particular order, we have...   
      
     President Carson = Nondescript arse   
                      = Sad-cretin person   
                      ~ needs racist porn.   
                    ... Reconsider pants!   
      
      
     President Webb = Twerp needs bib   
                    = "We'd spent bribe."   
                    ~'s bent dweeb. RIP.   
      
      
     President J. Bush ~ injures best PhD    <- How many brains in pain?   
          or           = Just beer/sin PhD   
                       = NB: Dish up jester   
      
      
     President O'Malley = Demoralise plenty.   
                        ~ redeploys ailment.   
                        ~ employed latrines.  <- For the economy or ...?   
      
      
     President Hilary = Dire harpy's let in.   
   Also,   
     President Hilary Clinton ~ directly inherits... no plan.   
          or                ~ inherits plenty: RICO, land, ...   
      
      
     President Trump = Pimp/turd enters.   
                     = Muppet trend, sir   
                     = Ten putrid sperm   
                     = Mr Putin, Red pest!   
      
      
     President Sanders = Sad pretender sins.   
      
   A chronology perhaps:   
     And serpents sired ~ President Sanders.   
     President Sanders.~ errs. Add ineptness.   
     President Sanders ~ dreads sniper nest.   
     President Sanders ~ departs in redness.   
      
   Back to another type of redness: He has some socialist leanings, so...   
     President Bernie Sanders = Badness in Red enterprise   
      
      
      
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