From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Since I didn't use 'liar' in my Hillary anagrams in the election   
   thread, I'll use it here.  I think I've found a worthy candidate:   
      
   Pamela Marie Laich agreed to work with the Altoona, Pennsylvania,   
   police as an undercover informant.  Instructed to buy five bags of   
   heroin from the target of the investigation, Laich returned with only   
   three. When told that she would have to return the drug task force's   
   money if she couldn't make the full purchase, she replied that she   
   must have dropped the other two bags. Escorted back to the purchase   
   location, she palmed the 'missing' bags from her pocket.   
     The content of all five looked 'flaky' to officers. There was no   
   need to wait for the test results confirming this: Laich's mobile   
   phone contained text messages from the seller about Laich replacing   
   the heroin with dry baby food during the 20-minute purchase encounter.   
     It was unclear what Laich had done with the heroin until an officer   
   saw her 'digging at her vagina' in the holding cell. Laich then   
   ate the heroin in her cell. The catalogue of charges against her   
   includes tampering with evidence. No charges have yet been filed   
   against the seller.   
      
     Pamela Marie Laich = "I'm cheap, a lame liar, ..."   
      
   Or, without her middle name,   
     "I am cheap, all."   
      
      
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