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|    vivapadrepio@aol.com to Lardy Girl    |
|    Re: Liar    |
|    16 Oct 15 06:18:59    |
      On Friday, October 16, 2015 at 3:22:38 AM UTC-7, Lardy Girl wrote:       > Since I didn't use 'liar' in my Hillary anagrams in the election       > thread, I'll use it here. I think I've found a worthy candidate:       >       > Pamela Marie Laich agreed to work with the Altoona, Pennsylvania,       > police as an undercover informant. Instructed to buy five bags of       > heroin from the target of the investigation, Laich returned with only       > three. When told that she would have to return the drug task force's       > money if she couldn't make the full purchase, she replied that she       > must have dropped the other two bags. Escorted back to the purchase       > location, she palmed the 'missing' bags from her pocket.       > The content of all five looked 'flaky' to officers. There was no       > need to wait for the test results confirming this: Laich's mobile       > phone contained text messages from the seller about Laich replacing       > the heroin with dry baby food during the 20-minute purchase encounter.       > It was unclear what Laich had done with the heroin until an officer       > saw her 'digging at her vagina' in the holding cell. Laich then       > ate the heroin in her cell. The catalogue of charges against her       > includes tampering with evidence. No charges have yet been filed       > against the seller.       >       > Pamela Marie Laich = "I'm cheap, a lame liar, ..."       >       > Or, without her middle name,       > "I am cheap, all."              Is she pretty?              >       >       > --       > A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram       > - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -       > alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/       > Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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