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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Two more news 'grams   
   21 Oct 15 21:52:28   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Daniel Anglin, a 19-year-old man from San Bernardino, California,   
   broke into a flat but ran off when a resident confronted him. His next   
   attempted crime was a carjacking beside a nearby school-bus stop:   
   naked, he tried to take a vehicle by force, but its driver   
   fought him off. He then walked through a junction and tried with a   
   second vehicle. This time too, he met with no success. The authorities   
   soon arrived, and Anglin apparently attempted to stead a squad car.   
   He was then subdued by Taser. A list of charges is being compiled.   
      
   Why was he naked? He may have appeared out of nowhere:   
     Daniel Anglin = Alien landing...   
      
      
   A judge in Texarkana, Texas, offered 20-year-old Josten Bundy a   
   choice: spend 15 days in jail for assaulting his girlfriend's   
   ex-boyfriend or wed her, write lines (Bible verses), and attend   
   counselling.  He chose the latter option.   
     The bride's father is looking into possible charges of judicial   
   misconduct, and the bride lamented that she didn't even have a white   
   dress for her nuptials.  The judge was not available for comment.   
      
   So is everything now all right?:   
     Josten Bundy =   
     Just by end, no?   
      
      
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