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|    21 Oct 15 21:52:28    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              Daniel Anglin, a 19-year-old man from San Bernardino, California,       broke into a flat but ran off when a resident confronted him. His next       attempted crime was a carjacking beside a nearby school-bus stop:       naked, he tried to take a vehicle by force, but its driver       fought him off. He then walked through a junction and tried with a       second vehicle. This time too, he met with no success. The authorities       soon arrived, and Anglin apparently attempted to stead a squad car.       He was then subdued by Taser. A list of charges is being compiled.              Why was he naked? He may have appeared out of nowhere:        Daniel Anglin = Alien landing...                     A judge in Texarkana, Texas, offered 20-year-old Josten Bundy a       choice: spend 15 days in jail for assaulting his girlfriend's       ex-boyfriend or wed her, write lines (Bible verses), and attend       counselling. He chose the latter option.        The bride's father is looking into possible charges of judicial       misconduct, and the bride lamented that she didn't even have a white       dress for her nuptials. The judge was not available for comment.              So is everything now all right?:        Josten Bundy =        Just by end, no?                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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