From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Someone in Wayne County, New Jersey, rang the emergency services to   
   report that a woman was being assaulted in the car park of Mother's   
   Ale House.  That someone was Hayley Oates, 25, who had been drinking   
   at another area venue where a police officer was parked before her 911   
   call. She wanted to drive away worry-free while intoxicated.  Of   
   course, officers found no assault in progress, but they did later find   
   this Facebook post from Oates: 'lmao.. 2 mins later the cop peals out..   
   silly piggies tricks r for u.'  She has been arrested for filing false   
   reports to law-enforcement officers and causing false public alarm.   
      
     Hayley Oates = Yes, tale ahoy!   
      
      
      
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