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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Food Stamps   
   31 Mar 16 15:01:31   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   There are limits to what a person is allowed to buy with food-stamp   
   debit cards.  Nicholas Jackson found this out when trying to make a   
   purchase from a Florida car dealer. The next night, someone stole the   
   $60,000 BMW X-6 that Jackson, 36, had tried to buy with food stamps.   
   Also missing were the keys to 60 other vehicles.  According to the   
   Martin County Sheriff's Office, Jackson was found and arrested with the   
   car after it ran out of petrol - he didn't have money to fill the tank.   
   He has been charged with grand theft auto.   
      
     Nicholas Jackson = No cash - jack, nil - so...   
      
      
      
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