On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 10:15:49 AM UTC+1, Wilhelm Noeker wrote:   
   > Lardy Girl wrote:   
   > > There are limits to what a person is allowed to buy with food-stamp   
   > > debit cards.  Nicholas Jackson found this out when trying to make a   
   > > purchase from a Florida car dealer. The next night, someone stole the   
   > > $60,000 BMW X-6 that Jackson, 36, had tried to buy with food stamps.   
   > > Also missing were the keys to 60 other vehicles.  According to the   
   > > Martin County Sheriff's Office, Jackson was found and arrested with the   
   > > car after it ran out of petrol - he didn't have money to fill the tank.   
   > > He has been charged with grand theft auto.   
   > >   
   > >    Nicholas Jackson = No cash - jack, nil - so...   
   >   
   > Oh dear. And a good anagram.   
   >   
   > Grand theft auto = Do that! Great fun!***   
      
   ***fab - must be an oldie?   
      
   He went for the car theft rather than the armed robbery option, though it was   
   in him to rob a pawn shop:   
      
   Nicholas Jackson = Con hijacks loans   
      
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