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|    Wilhelm Noeker to Lardy Girl    |
|    Re: Food Stamps    |
|    01 Apr 16 11:15:55    |
      From: wnoeker@t-online.de              Lardy Girl wrote:       > There are limits to what a person is allowed to buy with food-stamp       > debit cards. Nicholas Jackson found this out when trying to make a       > purchase from a Florida car dealer. The next night, someone stole the       > $60,000 BMW X-6 that Jackson, 36, had tried to buy with food stamps.       > Also missing were the keys to 60 other vehicles. According to the       > Martin County Sheriff's Office, Jackson was found and arrested with the       > car after it ran out of petrol - he didn't have money to fill the tank.       > He has been charged with grand theft auto.       >       > Nicholas Jackson = No cash - jack, nil - so...              Oh dear. And a good anagram.              Grand theft auto = Do that! Great fun!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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