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   Wilhelm Noeker to Lardy Girl   
   Re: Food Stamps   
   01 Apr 16 11:15:55   
   
   From: wnoeker@t-online.de   
      
   Lardy Girl wrote:   
   > There are limits to what a person is allowed to buy with food-stamp   
   > debit cards.  Nicholas Jackson found this out when trying to make a   
   > purchase from a Florida car dealer. The next night, someone stole the   
   > $60,000 BMW X-6 that Jackson, 36, had tried to buy with food stamps.   
   > Also missing were the keys to 60 other vehicles.  According to the   
   > Martin County Sheriff's Office, Jackson was found and arrested with the   
   > car after it ran out of petrol - he didn't have money to fill the tank.   
   > He has been charged with grand theft auto.   
   >   
   >    Nicholas Jackson = No cash - jack, nil - so...   
      
   Oh dear. And a good anagram.   
      
   Grand theft auto = Do that! Great fun!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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