From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   There are plenty of anagrams I'll try to find when/if I get a chance -   
   such as eulogies for Cassius Clay - but I'll have to leave those for   
   the rest of you for now.  In the meantime, here's a quickie:   
      
   Late on a rainy night, witnesses rang the Los Angeles Sheriff's   
   Department to report two people fleeing the scene of a home burglary   
   in a convertible.  Their attempts to put the convertible's top up   
   while in motion were unsubtle and unsuccessful, and officers soon had   
   the relevant stolen Ford Mustang in their sights.  In the ensuing   
   chase, the suspects wedged their way past a tour bus while throwing a   
   burger at its driver.  One spike strip and some sparks later, the   
   convertible came to a halt.  The two men, 20-year-old Herschel   
   Reynolds and 19-year-old Isaiah Young, stepped out and began taking   
   selfies with bystanders.   
     Dennis Zine, who has been with the Los Angeles police force for 47   
   years, later said: 'I have been involved in a lot of pursuits, but I   
   haven't seen anything quite like that.  The high-fives at the end were   
   ridiculous.'   
      
     Isaiah Young = "You again!"ish.   
      
      
      
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