From: *@eli.users.panix.com   
      
   In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > Donald Trump has announced that his running mate is   
   >   Michael Pence = "Help came - nice!"   
   >   
   > I've no idea how much aid he may actually be to the Trump campaign,   
   > given that the following tends to sum up the role of a running mate,   
   > and a Vice-President:   
   >   Mike R. Pence = Meek prince   
      
   I didn't come up with this, and I don't know who to credit, but it has   
   been pointed out that:   
      
   	Trump - Pence   
   		~ Prep me, cunt   
   		~ Erect'n pump   
   		~ 1 Percent ump   
      
   Elijah   
   ------   
   we'll also need "UMPTEEN CPR" techs if they get elected   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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