From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:   
   > In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > > Donald Trump has announced that his running mate is   
   > >   Michael Pence = "Help came - nice!"   
      
   [...]   
      
   > I didn't come up with this, and I don't know who to credit, but it has   
   > been pointed out that:   
      
   >         Trump - Pence   
   >                 ~ Prep me, cunt   
      
   Then 'men crept up'...   
      
   >                 ~ Erect'n pump   
      
   n' rectum pep?   
      
      
   >                 ~ 1 Percent ump   
      
   If it's about measurement, perhaps we should figure out what's missing   
   from this team, as measured from the brain end: the 'upper ten cm'?   
      
      
   > we'll also need "UMPTEEN CPR" techs if they get elected   
      
   The alternative offered by the two-party system isn't much better.   
   This Presidential election is shaping up to be a classic case of   
     "Agh!" at Unicode   
   versus   
     Add "a witch runs!"   
      
   (I can spell that out properly if needed.)   
      
      
   LG   
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