From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Florida's Daniel Frederick Rushing, 64, had just taken a neighbour   
   for chemotherapy and was preparing to drive a friend home from work   
   when he was unfortunate enough to get pulled over for speeding and   
   to have a 'rock-like substance' on the floorboard of his car.  Rushing   
   later said: 'They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first, then   
   they said: "No, it's meth, crystal meth."' The officer's report   
   settled on: 'I recognized, through my eleven years of training and   
   experience as a law enforcement officer, the substance to be some sort   
   of narcotic'.   
     Since two field tests indicated the presence of amphetamines,   
   Rushing was strip-searched and rushed to jail.  He remained there for   
   several weeks, until a state crime lab determined that - as Rushing   
   had insisted - the substance was pastry glaze, from a Krispy Kreme   
   doughnut.  It is unknown whether the officer's experience in law   
   enforcement conferred any familiarity with this substance.   
      
     Daniel Frederick Rushing   
     Held in nick. ID: sugar. Freer.   
          US option:   Hid, er, 'sugar'. In clink. Freed.   
      
     Refined-drug inhaler. Sick!   
     ...   
     Infer hidden sugar-licker   
      
      
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