From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Pacheco Bustamante has landed himself in trouble with the police.   
   Driving a nearly police-issue-looking Ford Crown Victoria, he turned   
   on a siren and pulled a motorist onto the motorway shoulder in   
   Florida.  The vehicle he chose was driven by a detective, who was able   
   to detect rather swiftly that the 46-year-old Bustamante wasn't a   
   traffic cop and that Bustamante's 'service weapon' was a BB gun.  When   
   busted, Bustamante mentioned that he has played traffic cop before.   
      
     Pacheco Bustamante = A beat cop's chum - neat!   
     Pacheco Bustamante = That anus 'became' cop.   
     Must be a cop can hate ~ Pacheco Bustamante.   
      
      
   Responding to a bomb scare at Grande Prairie's Bell Tower Plaza   
   shopping centre, at least eight Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers   
   with long guns converged on the site, where the cause of alarm - a   
   gas-mask-wearing man with what appeared to be explosives on his back -   
   then entered Hoa Hugnh's shop.  Hugnh was serving the armoured visitor   
   when officers rang and asked him to evacuate the premises.  They then   
   confronted the man, who turned out to be a costumed devotee of the   
   video game Fallout.  The 'bomb' was a set of silver-painted Pringles   
   tubes.  Hugnh explained that the cosplayer had entered Lynn's   
   Alterations simply to get measurements taken.  The Alberta man   
   responsible for the fuss was released from custody without criminal   
   charges.   
      
   As the authorities converged on the scene...   
     Laser instantly on ~   
     Lynn's Alterations ~   
     in story Anna tells   
      
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)