From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:   
      
   > My insane iphone apps ~ I open many. Happiness.   
      
   A nice anagram for what sounds like a pretty insane lifestyle.   
      
      
   > "there's an app for that" ~ "oh, faster patent harp"   
      
   Lots of good words here.  This is the best I've come up so far for   
   that LHS:   
      
     There's an app for that =   
     Ah, a fresh, potent trap!   
      
       (One of these other options might be better, but I'm not sure:   
         Fear that phone's trap   
         Open that - a fresh trap!   
         Fat phone traps heart.   
       In fact, 'trap' is in there twice... )   
      
   In the dating realm, this might work:   
     There's an app for that =   
     Tap phone... A fresh tart!   
      
      
      
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