From: *@eli.users.panix.com   
      
   In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   >      (also:   Smartphone apps = Tampons perhaps?)   
      
   Weird smartphone apps ~ Whips rodent pap smear.   
      
   My insane iphone apps ~ I open many. Happiness.   
      
   Strange android phone apps ~ Thespian grandpa's porno ed.   
      
   Elijah   
   ------   
   "there's an app for that" ~ "oh, faster patent harp"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)