From: *@eli.users.panix.com   
      
   In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:   
   >> My insane iphone apps ~ I open many. Happiness.   
   > A nice anagram for what sounds like a pretty insane lifestyle.   
      
   I'd say inane.   
      
   >   There's an app for that =   
   >   Tap phone... A fresh tart!   
      
   I like that one. And that app is probably Tinder.   
      
      Swipe right on Tinder ~ tit-penis whore-grind   
                            ~ Wine, strip, rode thing   
                            ~ I.e. portends writhing   
      
   Elijah   
   ------   
   Match on grinder ~ Got Hard'r Men, Inc ~ D Groin Merchant   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)