The Dog by Ogden Nash   
      
    The truth I do not stretch or shove   
    When I state that the dog is full of love.   
      
    I've also found, by actual test,   
    A wet dog is the lovingest.   
      
   =   
      
    Dog nose voodoo:   
      
    Send fast to vital velvet trews,   
    That ditchful got in shaggy hair.   
    Let it not get on blue suede shoes,   
    That which they felt bound to share.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)