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|    01 Feb 18 10:03:54    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              The Clipping first, to set the stage for the anagram:              Florida's /Pensacola News Journal/ reports on 64-year-old Veronica       Green Posey, who was summoned by two parents to help control their       nine-year-old daughter, Dericka Lindsay. After corporal punishment       proved unsuccessful, Posey, who is Lindsay's cousin, took another       tack. She later explained to sheriff's officers that she had been       sitting on Lindsay (for about 10 minutes) when the girl told the       adults that she couldn't breathe. A couple minutes later, the       150-kilo Posey stood up and discovered that Lindsay wasn't breathing,       so she rang 911. It was too late.        Posey was charged with homicide and cruelty toward a child, while       parents Grace Joan Smith, 69, and James Edmund Smith, 62, face charges       of child neglect.               Veronica G. Posey =        Porcine voyages!                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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