From: *@eli.users.panix.com   
      
   In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > Eli's post reminds me that I probably ought to post the backlog of   
   > Anna's News Clippings anagrams, so here we go:   
   >   
   > Let's start with a booze-head:   
   > Police in Belfast, Maine, report on 27-year-old Brian Fogg, who ended   
   > up in a ditch while trying to negotiate a home's long, winding   
   > driveway after dropping off a friend.  When police officer Lew Dyer IV   
   > came upon Fogg in the vehicle, he decided that a breathalyser test was   
   > in order.  Fogg would have none of it, so he punched himself in the   
   > face three times.  According to Sergeant Matthew Cook, this rendered   
   > the test impossible because blood in the mouth can lead to inaccurate   
   > readings.  Officers tended to Fogg's injuries and then charged him   
   > with driving under the influence, falsifying physical evidence, and   
   > criminal mischief.   
   >   
   >   Brian Fogg = Go barfing.   
      
   I look at that name and see "in a fog", certainly a good description of   
   being drunk. Let's add some more words to replenish the vowels.   
      
   Brian Fogg DUI crash = Rad crush in a big fog   
      
   Brian Fogg bloody test = Grotty S.o.B. bled in a fog   
      
   Elijah   
   ------   
   Brian Fogg bloody test = BBS: Troglodyte in a fog (not as good)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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