From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   I think the (slightly longer than usual for Clippings items) anagram   
   for this guy is quite fitting.  Perhaps others can do better, though.   
   Background first:   
      
   Florida man Earle Stevens Jr. knew that drinking while driving is a   
   no-no.  So why did he hit the vehicle in front of him at a Vero Beach   
   McDonald's drive-through several times, thereby prompting its driver   
   to summon the police?  The 69-year-old Stevens explained to officers   
   that he hadn't been drinking from his brown-paper-bagged bottle of Jim   
   Beam bourbon while driving.  According to his arrest report, he   
   explained that he took a swig 'only when he stopped for stop signs and   
   traffic signals' on his journey of 65+ kilometres. Although he felt   
   'pretty good', Stevens failed field sobriety tests and a breath test.   
   He has been arrested, but there is no risk of his driving licence   
   being revoked.  He doesn't have one.   
      
     Mr Earle Stevens Junior, a man in Vero Beach, Florida =   
     "I travel around on non-safe Jim Beam liver research."   
      
      
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