On Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:12:43 UTC+1, Lardy Girl  wrote:   
   > I think the (slightly longer than usual for Clippings items) anagram   
   > for this guy is quite fitting.  Perhaps others can do better, though.   
   > Background first:   
   >   
   > Florida man Earle Stevens Jr. knew that drinking while driving is a   
   > no-no.  So why did he hit the vehicle in front of him at a Vero Beach   
   > McDonald's drive-through several times, thereby prompting its driver   
   > to summon the police?  The 69-year-old Stevens explained to officers   
   > that he hadn't been drinking from his brown-paper-bagged bottle of Jim   
   > Beam bourbon while driving.  According to his arrest report, he   
   > explained that he took a swig 'only when he stopped for stop signs and   
   > traffic signals' on his journey of 65+ kilometres. Although he felt   
   > 'pretty good', Stevens failed field sobriety tests and a breath test.   
   > He has been arrested, but there is no risk of his driving licence   
   > being revoked.  He doesn't have one.   
   >   
   >   Mr Earle Stevens Junior, a man in Vero Beach, Florida =   
   >   "I travel around on non-safe Jim Beam liver research."   
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   ha ha. what an eejit   
      
   Earle Stevens - regard him how? Jerk with brain fade, damn it! =   
   He was arrested after he drank Jim Beam while (not) driving.   
      
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