From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   wordysturdy@gmail.com wrote:   
   > On Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:12:43 UTC+1, Lardy Girl  wrote:   
   > >   Mr Earle Stevens Junior, a man in Vero Beach, Florida =   
   > >   "I travel around on non-safe Jim Beam liver research."   
      
   > ha ha. what an eejit   
      
   There's a lot of it about.  Have another two:   
      
   In the town of Clearwater, Florida, 67-year-old Colin Lee   
   Showard was engaged in an argument with girlfriend Crystal Grimes, who   
   was in his car.  To prevent her from driving off without at least   
   hearing him out, he got into a forklift truck and pinned the car   
   against a bus.  Grimes suffered a back injury, and Showard faces a   
   charge of aggravated battery.   
      
     Colin Lee Showard =   
     No weird locals, eh?   
      
      
   Eric Stagno entered a gym in Plaistow, New Hampshire, and started   
   performing exercises on a yoga mat.  He was soon arrested, because of   
   stripping off all his clothes first.  The 34-year-old Haverhill,   
   Massachusetts, man objected to his arrest, explaining to officers   
   that the Planet Fitness facility in question is signposted as a   
   'Judgement Free Zone'.  Stagno has been charged with indecent   
   exposure, lewdness, and disorderly conduct.  It is unclear whether his   
   yoga moves were particularly disorderly.   
      
     Eric Stagno = Go scantier!   
      
      
      
   LG   
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