From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:   
   > In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > > 'Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.   
   > > #JustDoIt'  - A Nike advert   
   > > =   
   > > I figure "Eek!" if it's advice given to Mr Jones, thirty-nine Heaven's   
   > > Gate victims, & Bin Laden.   
      
   > Excellent. I think that well drives home the point that Nike really   
   > doesn't care, but thinks it can sell more shoes with that ad campaign.   
      
   Thanks.  I thought that version worked pretty well, but I wasn't sure.   
   I imagine they were aiming for harmless inspirational pablum.   
      
   Since the classic comments by Bill Hicks on marketing aren't   
   anagrammatical, let's go with this instead:   
     Ad campaigns = Cads map gain.   
      
   And these:   
      
     A sales and marketing concept:   
     Accept garments and snake oil.   
      
     Or naked gal etc. as men's catnip   
      
     Tackiest crap and neon gleams   
      
     Nasal pee, Giant Cock-Sander (tm), ...   
      
   There are plenty of other winning marketing concepts in those letters,   
   I'm sure.   
      
      
   > #JustDrinkTheKoolAide   
      
   Indeed.   
      
     Drink the Kool-Aid =   
     Look, ID Darth Nike.   
      
     Nike talk hid OD, or ~ 'Drink the Kool-Aid!'   
      
      
   LG   
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