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   Lardy Girl to All   
   A driver   
   14 Sep 18 15:51:37   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   A man walked into a Huntington Bank branch in Columbus, Ohio, and   
   handed the teller a hold-up note.  Deeming the stack of money she   
   then passed to him insufficient, the 51-year-old robber demanded more,   
   from the 'electronic cash recycle' machine in the lobby.  The teller   
   explained that the system requires a driver's licence before it will   
   dispense cash, whereupon he handed over his driving licence.  David   
   Menser left with the additional loot he desired, and the police later   
   tracked him down and arrested him.   
      
     Driver's name = his doom:   
     Ohio's Mr David Menser   
   or   
     Admonish some driver:   
     Ohio's Mr David Menser   
      
   Either way, he's probably not a Mensa member.   
      
      
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