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|    Lardy Girl to All    |
|    A driver    |
|    14 Sep 18 15:51:37    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              A man walked into a Huntington Bank branch in Columbus, Ohio, and       handed the teller a hold-up note. Deeming the stack of money she       then passed to him insufficient, the 51-year-old robber demanded more,       from the 'electronic cash recycle' machine in the lobby. The teller       explained that the system requires a driver's licence before it will       dispense cash, whereupon he handed over his driving licence. David       Menser left with the additional loot he desired, and the police later       tracked him down and arrested him.               Driver's name = his doom:        Ohio's Mr David Menser       or        Admonish some driver:        Ohio's Mr David Menser              Either way, he's probably not a Mensa member.                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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