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   Debra Dee McQueen Freeman to Lardy Girl   
   Re: Driving Mr Crazy   
   22 Nov 18 02:01:31   
   
   From: dfreemans@live.com   
      
   On Wednesday, November 21, 2018 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-5, Lardy Girl wrote:   
   > Pretty sure I didn't post these.  The story first:   
   >   
   > A woman driving through a Harris County, Texas, car wash heard a noise   
   > and noticed a crack in her car window.  Later, her bleeding arm helped   
   > her realise that a rock had not been responsible, so she contacted the   
   > police. They identified the owner of the late-'90s green Ford Explorer   
   > that had been alongside her car, local resident Nicholas D'Agostino, who   
   > stated that he had shot her in self-defence because she'd swerved into   
   > his lane.   
   >   A few months earlier, a woman in the same locale had reported getting   
   > shot in the arm from the direction of a dark green older-model SUV while   
   > leaving a petrol station.  In that case too, D'Agostino had appealed to   
   > self-defence.   
   >   According to court records, D'Agostino, who has now admitted to   
   > 'doing it before - maybe five times', has posted various diatribes   
   > online about females being incompetent drivers and ranted that women   
   > should stick to their sole purpose: 'to give birth to male children'.   
   > His attorney argues that the authorities can't be sure that D'Agostino   
   > hates women, and he says that his client needs psychological help.   
   >   
   >   Nicholas D'Agostino = I can do gal-shootins'   
   >   Nicholas D'Agostino = I nod 'I can shoot gals!'   
      
   I can do in, shoot, gals.   
   Din? O Cain shoots gal.   
      
   Din? O! So! Cain shot gal!   
   Shoot gal, do sin? Cain.   
      
   Sorry I don't usually read your stories   
   because the stupidity and evil of   
   human beings are two realities I am   
   already dealing too much with,   
      
   but happened to read this one   
   and think the available Anagrams   
   amazing considering the story.   
      
   That is another thing, I question such   
   stories being real. Like this one.   
   Too hard for me to believe.   
      
   And is the guy gay? or seeking an   
   end to the human race?   
      
   If females just popped out males,   
   soon there would be just males,   
   and soon there would be nobody.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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