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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Driving Mr Crazy   
   21 Nov 18 23:11:59   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Pretty sure I didn't post these.  The story first:   
      
   A woman driving through a Harris County, Texas, car wash heard a noise   
   and noticed a crack in her car window.  Later, her bleeding arm helped   
   her realise that a rock had not been responsible, so she contacted the   
   police. They identified the owner of the late-'90s green Ford Explorer   
   that had been alongside her car, local resident Nicholas D'Agostino, who   
   stated that he had shot her in self-defence because she'd swerved into   
   his lane.   
     A few months earlier, a woman in the same locale had reported getting   
   shot in the arm from the direction of a dark green older-model SUV while   
   leaving a petrol station.  In that case too, D'Agostino had appealed to   
   self-defence.   
     According to court records, D'Agostino, who has now admitted to   
   'doing it before - maybe five times', has posted various diatribes   
   online about females being incompetent drivers and ranted that women   
   should stick to their sole purpose: 'to give birth to male children'.   
   His attorney argues that the authorities can't be sure that D'Agostino   
   hates women, and he says that his client needs psychological help.   
      
     Nicholas D'Agostino = I can do gal-shootins'   
     Nicholas D'Agostino = I nod 'I can shoot gals!'   
      
      
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