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|    21 Nov 18 23:11:59    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              Pretty sure I didn't post these. The story first:              A woman driving through a Harris County, Texas, car wash heard a noise       and noticed a crack in her car window. Later, her bleeding arm helped       her realise that a rock had not been responsible, so she contacted the       police. They identified the owner of the late-'90s green Ford Explorer       that had been alongside her car, local resident Nicholas D'Agostino, who       stated that he had shot her in self-defence because she'd swerved into       his lane.        A few months earlier, a woman in the same locale had reported getting       shot in the arm from the direction of a dark green older-model SUV while       leaving a petrol station. In that case too, D'Agostino had appealed to       self-defence.        According to court records, D'Agostino, who has now admitted to       'doing it before - maybe five times', has posted various diatribes       online about females being incompetent drivers and ranted that women       should stick to their sole purpose: 'to give birth to male children'.       His attorney argues that the authorities can't be sure that D'Agostino       hates women, and he says that his client needs psychological help.               Nicholas D'Agostino = I can do gal-shootins'        Nicholas D'Agostino = I nod 'I can shoot gals!'                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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